Sensitive about your looks? I'm your man! I can't see very well, so I don't care if you are funny looking. I see well enough to climb to high places and don't have any trouble getting around. I am affectionate and would be happy warming your lap on chilly winter evenings.
Stop by BCHS to meet me. I will probably be sleeping on one of the cat trees. I would do best in a home with no other cats.